The Three Musketeers

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Urban Fantasy, Steampunk, Milla Jovovich in a Corset Kicking Ass

The trailer for the upcoming... I want to say remake, but I don't think this is based on the earlier Musketeer movies.

I Sell the Dead

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Comedy, Grave Robbers, Zombies, Ron Pearlman

This is a fun movie,  but it felt like the pacing was a little too slow.

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 74% of the critics, 45% of the masses
Netflix: 3 stars
My Opinion: 5 out of 10

The Legend of the Shadowless Sword

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Korean, Asian Mythology, Ladies Who Kick Ass

Rotten Tomatoes: Three of three critics disliked it, but 70% of the masses liked it
Netflix: 3.6 stars

Cowboys & Aliens

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Cowboys, Aliens, Deadly Man-Bracelet

The third trailer...

The Man from Nowhere

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Korean, Mysterious Stranger with a Secret Past, Epic Ass-Kickery

Rotten Tomatoes: Two of two critics liked it, along with 86% of the masses
Netflix: 3.9 stars

Apollo 18

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Aliens, Moon, Government Cover-up, Close Encounters in my Moonsuit

The just released second trailer

The Tunnel Movie

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Australian, Found Footage, Caves & Tunnels, Reason #54 to Stay Out of the Sewers

Rotten Tomatoes: The one critic that has reviewed it liked it
Netflix: Not currently listed

Captain America: The First Avenger

Category: Superhero
Subcategories: Comic Book, Nazis, Hugo Weaving, Revenge of the Skinny Kid

The Newest Trailer

Bodyguards and Assassins

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, Historical Drama, Donnie Yen, Bodyguards, Assassins


Rotten Tomatoes: Two out of three critics liked it
Netflix: 3.7 stars

Stalker

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Russian, Andrei Tarkovsky, Artsy, Slow burn, Like "Road Trip" But Not Quite as Funny

Rotten Tomatoes: All 16 of the critics liked it, as well as 94% of the masses
Netflix: 3.7 stars

Jade Warrior

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Finnish, Chinese, Time Travel, Demons, What the Hell?

Rotten Tomatoes: No critic's reviews, liked by 47% of the masses
Netflix: 3.2 stars

Frontier(s)

Category: Horror
Subcategories: French, Slasher, Dungeon, Wasted Beauty School Tuition

Rotten Tomatoes: 56% fresh, liked by 56% of the masses
Netflix: 3.3 stars

Shinobi

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Japanese, Ninjas, Wirework, Romeo and Juliette with even more Death

Rotten Tomatoes: No critic's reviews, liked by 77% of the masses
Netflix: 3.6 stars

Ichi

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Japanese, Blind Samurai, Ladies who Kick Ass

Rotten Tomatoes: 79% fresh, liked by 59% of the masses
Netflix: 3.6 stars

À l'intérieur

Category: Horror
Subcategories: French, Slasher, Home Invasion,Movies that will Make Your OCD Friend Spend Three Days Cleaning the Bathroom

Rotten Tomatoes: 83% fresh, liked by 77% of the masses
Netflix: 3.5 stars

Hunter Prey

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategory: Independent, Aliens, Alien Planets, Poor-Man's Stormtroopers

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by the two critics that have reviewed it and 55% of the masses
Netflix: 3.0 stars

The Coffin

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Thai, Ghosts, Coffins, Rituals that Require Adult Diapers

The DVD is supposed to be released in the US in August (From ShockTillYouDrop.com). The trailer looks awesome, and this movie was supposedly a big hit in Asia, but there are no reviews on Rotten Tomatoes and Netflix doesn't have a listing yet.

Chocolate

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Thai, Autistic, Chicks that Kick Ass, The Power of M&Ms

It's hard to believe that a movie with "...A special needs girl / With a special need / To kick some ass" in the trailer would garner such critical praise...

Rotten Tomatoes:  73% fresh, liked by 73% of the masses
Netflix: 3.8 stars

Dark Portals: The Chronicles of Vidocq

Category: Urban Fantasy
Subcategories: French, Mystery, Alchemist,Suck it Sherlock Holmes

Rotten Tomatoes: No critics reviews, but 57% of the masses liked it
Netflix: 3.2 stars

The Pack

Category: Horror
Subcategories: French, Werewolves, French Rednecks

Primer

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Independent, Time travel, Why Engineers Should Never Be Allowed To Get Bored

This is a really cerebral movie with a plot convoluted enough that there are YouTube videos of people trying to explain it with diagrams. So don't watch this when you just want to escape reality for a little while - you will be disappointed. If you're in the mood for a puzzle, though, check this out. Also, they made this with an odd tendency for the characters to talk over each other. I think this ties into the plot symbolically, but it's hard to get used to and the plot is already convoluted enough, so the second time I watched it I turned the subtitles on, and it helped a bit.
Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 72% of the critics, 81% of the masses
Netflix: 3.2 stars
My Opinion: 7/10

Deadgirl

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Independent, Zombies, Twisted, Another Solid Reason to Never Wander an Old Insane Asylum

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 73% of the critics, 63% of the masses
Netflix: 2.9 stars

Sleep Dealer

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Cyberpunk, Sundance, Now I'm Suspicious About How My Roomba Works Again

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 60% of the critics, 40% of the masses
Netflix: 3.1 stars




Fright Night

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Vampires, Colin Farrell, Chris Angel Wannabe

New trailer:

One Hundred Mornings

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Irish, Post-apocalyptic, Worlds Crappiest Dinner Party

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 80% of the critics, but only 22% of the masses
Netflix: 2.9 stars (but only 40 voters)

The Warlords

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, Let Li, Andy Lau, Like the Three Musketeers but Badass

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 65% of the critics, 68% of the masses
Netflix: 3.7 stars
My opinion: 8/10

Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, WWII, Donnie Yen, Epic Ass-kickery

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 48% of the critics, 52% of the masses
Netflix: 4.1 stars

All My Friends Are Funeral Singers

Category: Supernatural
Subcategories: Independent, Psychic, Ghosts, Letting go of your invisible friends

I'm labeling this one supernatural rather than horror, because it doesn't seem to be trying to be scary despite the fact that ghosts are a main plot point. This one appears to be a 'love it or hate it' film...
Rotten Tomatoes: No critic's reviews, liked by 43% of the masses
Netflix: 2.5 stars

Grace

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Independent, Sundance, Disturbing, Zombie Babies, Movies so twisted people have passed out while watching them

This one is pretty twisted ride, but I found the pacing pretty slow. How twisted? Two people fainted at the screening.

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 69% of the critics, but only 30% of the masses
Netflix: 2.6 Stars
My Opinion: 6/10

The Violent Kind

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Grindhouse, Slasher, Bikers, Redneck Zombies?

Rotten Tomatoes: One critic disliked it, and only liked by 26% of the masses, however...
Netflix: 2.7 stars with over 1,700 ratings



14 Blades

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, Donnie Yen, Wirework, The Asian Answer to Darth Maul

No reviews or ratings on Rotten Tomatoes, but it has 3.8 stars on Netflix.

Cowboys & Aliens

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Cowboys, Aliens, James Bond, Indiana Jones, How to decisively win a fistfight

New TV spot

Tucker & Dale vs Evil

Category: Horror
Subcategories: Comedy, Slasher Parody, That Guy from Firefly, Chipper Diving

Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by all five of the critics, and by 80% of the masses
Netflix: 4.2 stars

Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte des Loups)

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategory: French, Monster Wolf, Badass Biologists, The Most Asian-looking Native American You've Ever Seen

This movie sits at a strange junction between Martial Arts, Fantasy, and Horror. As long as you can suspend a little critical thinking and just sit back and enjoy the ride, you will love this movie.
Rotten Tomatoes: Liked by 72% of the critics, 75% of the masses
Netflix: 3.5 stars

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Over-reaching Scientists Destroying the World - Again, Damn Dirty Apes

A new trailer:

Captain America- The First Avenger

Category: Superhero
Subcategories: Comic Book, WWII, Why You Don't F#%k with the Nerd

Two new TV spots



Cowboys & Aliens

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Cowboys, Aliens, Manly Bracelets that Shoot Lasers

New TV spot:

Super 8

Category: Science Fiction
Subcategories: Alien, Government Cover-up, Cosmic Legos

 New TV spot:

Reign of Assassins

Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, Michelle Yeoh, John Woo, Wirework, Epic Bad-assery

Rotten Tomatoes: No critic's reviews, but 75% of the masses liked it
Netflix: 4.1 stars

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Category: Fantasy
Subcategories: Wands, Brooms, Spells, Death & Destruction, Magical Apocalypse, Screaming 14 Year Old Girls

Three new TV commercials:





Green Lantern

Category: Superhero
Subcategory: Ryan Reynolds, Michael Clarke Duncan, Superpowered Rings that aren't Evil

Two of the new TV spots that show a little new footage: