Category: Pirates
Subcategories: Swashbuckling, Jack Sparrow, Blackbeard, Ian McShane, Mutiny, Another Case of Premature Celebration
Another Earth
Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Romance?, Coldplay?, The Bastard Offspring of the Unholy Union between a SciFi movie and a ChicFlick
This is another movie that is flirting with the edges of SciFi. Maybe it's just the Coldplay in the trailer that's throwing me off. And the fact that we supposedly have another planet sitting on our doorstep in a stable orbit around the sun without tidal disasters, planetary upheaval and neither one getting beaned by the other's moon. I'll try to keep an open mind, I promise.
Subcategories: Romance?, Coldplay?, The Bastard Offspring of the Unholy Union between a SciFi movie and a ChicFlick
This is another movie that is flirting with the edges of SciFi. Maybe it's just the Coldplay in the trailer that's throwing me off. And the fact that we supposedly have another planet sitting on our doorstep in a stable orbit around the sun without tidal disasters, planetary upheaval and neither one getting beaned by the other's moon. I'll try to keep an open mind, I promise.
Død snø (Dead Snow)
Category: Horror, Comedy
Subcategories: Norwegian, Zombies, Nazis, Weaponized Ikea furniture
I don't like this movie because it challenges my long standing zombie apocalypse plan of moving someplace cold, based on the assumption that the zombies would freeze. That said, this looks like a fun ride.
Rotten Tomatoes: 67% fresh (58% by the masses)
Netflix: 3.4 stars
Subcategories: Norwegian, Zombies, Nazis, Weaponized Ikea furniture
I don't like this movie because it challenges my long standing zombie apocalypse plan of moving someplace cold, based on the assumption that the zombies would freeze. That said, this looks like a fun ride.
Rotten Tomatoes: 67% fresh (58% by the masses)
Netflix: 3.4 stars
Shaolin 2010
Category: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Jackie Chan, Andy Lau, Remake, Epic Ass-Kickery
Released earlier this year in China, but no word on when we might get to see it here in the US.
Rotten Tomatoes: 80% by the critics, liked by 69% of the masses
Subcategories: Jackie Chan, Andy Lau, Remake, Epic Ass-Kickery
Released earlier this year in China, but no word on when we might get to see it here in the US.
Rotten Tomatoes: 80% by the critics, liked by 69% of the masses
Grave Encounters
Category: Horror
Subcategories: Independent, Found Footage, Ghost Hunting, Pants Soiling
Supposedly coming out in one form or another at the end of August.
Subcategories: Independent, Found Footage, Ghost Hunting, Pants Soiling
Supposedly coming out in one form or another at the end of August.
The Big Bang
Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Detectives, Physicists, Strippers, Snoop Dog, The God Particle
I'm not convinced this is a SciFi movie yet, but since is has Snoop Dog as a porn director, I'll include it. Of course, if they wanted to make a bold choice, they would have cast Snoop as the particle physicist. This isn't getting great reviews, but if you're interested the DVD is being released next week.
Rotten Tomatoes: 8% fresh, liked by 29% of the masses
Subcategories: Detectives, Physicists, Strippers, Snoop Dog, The God Particle
I'm not convinced this is a SciFi movie yet, but since is has Snoop Dog as a porn director, I'll include it. Of course, if they wanted to make a bold choice, they would have cast Snoop as the particle physicist. This isn't getting great reviews, but if you're interested the DVD is being released next week.
Rotten Tomatoes: 8% fresh, liked by 29% of the masses
The Adventures of Tintin
Category: Fantasy?
Subcategories: Steven Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Child Detectives, Even More 3D Crammed Down Your Throat
Subcategories: Steven Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Child Detectives, Even More 3D Crammed Down Your Throat
Calvaire (The Ordeal)
Category: Horror
Subcategories: Slasher, French rednecks
Rotten Tomatoes: 33% fresh (51% by the masses)
Netflix: 2.8 stars
Subcategories: Slasher, French rednecks
Rotten Tomatoes: 33% fresh (51% by the masses)
Netflix: 2.8 stars
Atlas Shrugged
Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Ayn Rand, Trains, Part 1's that probably won't have a part 2
The critics hate this movie, but the people who went to see it seemed to have liked it, although they may have all been members of the Ayn Rand Fan Club.
Rotten Tomatoes: 13% fresh (81% of the masses)
Subcategories: Ayn Rand, Trains, Part 1's that probably won't have a part 2
The critics hate this movie, but the people who went to see it seemed to have liked it, although they may have all been members of the Ayn Rand Fan Club.
Rotten Tomatoes: 13% fresh (81% of the masses)
Fright Night
Category: Horror
Subcategories: Vampires, Remake, McLovin
There may be a commercial in front of this - be patient.
Subcategories: Vampires, Remake, McLovin
There may be a commercial in front of this - be patient.
Mother's Day
Category: Horror
Subcategories: Psychological, Hostage, Mommy Issues
Coming out in the UK soon - I'm not sure when we'll be seeing it in the US.
Subcategories: Psychological, Hostage, Mommy Issues
Coming out in the UK soon - I'm not sure when we'll be seeing it in the US.
Iron Sky
Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Comedy, Nazis, Dark Side of the Moon, Space Zeppelins
I'm pretty excited about this movie. I'm betting we've never seen anything like it.
The older trailers:
Subcategories: Comedy, Nazis, Dark Side of the Moon, Space Zeppelins
I'm pretty excited about this movie. I'm betting we've never seen anything like it.
The older trailers:
X-Men: First Class
Category: Superhero
Subcategories: Marvel, Emma Frost!!, Dear God Just Show us the Damned Movie Already
Two more TV spots
Subcategories: Marvel, Emma Frost!!, Dear God Just Show us the Damned Movie Already
Two more TV spots
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Category: Fantasy
Subcategories: Wizards, Wands, Dragons, Giant Ass Snakes
New TV spot:
Subcategories: Wizards, Wands, Dragons, Giant Ass Snakes
New TV spot:
True Legend
Categories: Martial Arts
Subcategories: Chinese, Wire-work, Fantasy, Hobo with Fists and Feats of Death
I dare you to find a movie that kicks more ass.
Subcategories: Chinese, Wire-work, Fantasy, Hobo with Fists and Feats of Death
I dare you to find a movie that kicks more ass.
Super 8
Category: SciFi
Subcategories: Monster? Alien? Top Secret Government Project, Steven Spielberg, JJ Abrams, Unrealistic Expectations
Here's a new TV commercial:
Subcategories: Monster? Alien? Top Secret Government Project, Steven Spielberg, JJ Abrams, Unrealistic Expectations
Here's a new TV commercial:
Dark City
Category: Urban Fantasy
Subcategories: Amnesia, Dark, Jennifer Connelly
Rotten Tomatoes: 75% fresh (80% by the masses)
Netflix: 3.6 stars, 3.9 for the director's cut
My opinion: 8/10
Subcategories: Amnesia, Dark, Jennifer Connelly
Rotten Tomatoes: 75% fresh (80% by the masses)
Netflix: 3.6 stars, 3.9 for the director's cut
My opinion: 8/10
Stake Land
Category: Horror
Subcategories: Vampires, Post-apocalyptic
This appears to be like Zombieland, except with vampires instead of zombies and no Bill Murray...
Subcategories: Vampires, Post-apocalyptic
This appears to be like Zombieland, except with vampires instead of zombies and no Bill Murray...
Real Steel
On one hand, it's frikin' "Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots: The Movie", one the other hand, Hugh Jackman doesn't sign up for crappy movies...
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